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Pear: a wet hem cannot land on the calf
Women’s clothes. The hip is the width. The shoulder gets help, not a costume pad.
On a pear, the hip passes the shoulder. In a Houston downpour the cloth clings right there. October’s normal at Intercontinental is 5.46 inches. This page does not invent a count of rainy afternoons. One storm is enough to soak a hem that drags, and a dark wet edge on the calf rings the widest line.


The shoulder is helped by the shirt, not by a pad
A hard pad under a wet rain jacket looks stuck on, and it holds water. What balances is a shirt with a little structure at the shoulder — a seam, not foam — and a pant or skirt that does not end on the calf. The calf is the second width. A wet hem there draws a ring.
A midi drafted for 32 inches lands wrong at 28
28-inch inseam
A midi cut for a regular inseam lands on the calf. The wet hem circles the width. On this page, at 28 inches, the ankle is clear. It is not “hiked a little.” It is cut above the point the storm will stain.
32-inch regular
Do not lengthen that cut to mid-calf to use the height. Mid-calf, wet, is the ring. At 32 inches the hem can be longer only if it stays off the calf: ankle, not calf.
September, at 90.4 °F and 4.71 inches, wants the same skirt and a lighter shirt. The pencil does not enter September, October, or November in this folder. November’s 3.87 inches are still enough to soak a dragging hem. The cut does not relax because the high fell to 72.6 °F.
Wear and skip
- Color on the shoulder
- Straight pant
- Hem off the calf
- Closed low block heel
- Seam at the shoulder, not foam
- Pencil skirt
- Midi to mid-calf
- Belt on the hip
- Hard shoulder pad
- Camel on the hip if the undertone is cool
Questions
What skirt does a pear wear when it rains in Houston?
One that does not end on the calf and is not a pencil. October at IAH totals 5.46 inches. A wet hem on the calf rings the hip.
Does the color go on the hip or the shoulder?
On the shoulder. Warm undertone: light pant, color up. Cool undertone: stone shoulder, burgundy pant. Camel on the hip goes dingy in October haze and reads wider.
Does a belt help?
Not at the hip. That is where the rain is already marking the width. The jacket can have a little shoulder, and it stays unbuckled over the hip.